Tuesday, July 18, 2006

alien invasion

i've figured it out.

this heat, i've figured out where it's coming from.

the heat is from the massive power source aliens are using while they are here in toronto, the power source of some complex and powerful energy and conciousness sucking machine.

you might ask me how i know, and so i present to you simple deductive reasoning...

since the blistering and the thick smog filled air has been with us, my brain has slowly been deteriorating, as has my energy level and ability to do complex things like walk upright. i have also become significantly more stupid.

so, obviously, whatever is sucking my energy and conciousness is causing lots of heat. and obviously humans do not have such technology.

hense the aliens...

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