citizen's arrest

lord knows that i am not nearly stylish enough to be a part of the fashion police, but today i wanted to make a citizen's arrest on their behalf.

today i saw a man in a suit, black suit, black socks, and black crocs.

yes, that's right, he was wearing a pair of crocs with his suit.

i can only assume (read: hope) that they were his walking to work shoes, and he has a pair of normal shoes at his desk, but lord oh lord, let me tell you, it's not a look i reccomend.