wisedom is handy

so i got a forward from camille the other day. it was one of those joke zen teaching things, you know "the journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire" kind of thing.

there were a couple that stood out to me that were actually wise, even within the sarcasm, and so i'm going to post them. they are:

• if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

• don't be irreplacable. if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

• don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

and those my friends are words of wisdom from a random forward. amazing how truth can come from cheesy forwards.