you're a dude, she's a chick

last night i went out for a (few) drink(s) with dickey.

it was fabulous fun as usual.

one memorable piece of the evening was when dickey tried to wave down the (very friendly, much fun, enjoyable) waiter to get the bill. his waving was fruitless (which is a surprise for such a fruit...). a few minutes later i wave and immediately produce results, our waiter happily trots over to the table.

dickey exclaims "oh, sure, you'll come for her, but not for me" or something to that effect. surely that wasn't the exact wording, because no doubt that would have led to copious laughing, nudging and winking.

the waiter says (and i swear this is a direct quote) "yeah well, you're a dude, she's a chick, wins every time"

dickey pointed out that i also had better hair, i didn't think until much later that i should have piped up that i also have better tits. oh well, live and learn.

earlier in the evening, when bringing me my specialty coffee (it was supposed to be a surprise, i'm pretty sure it was just a B52) i said something about it looking tasty (it was all covered in whipped cream after all...) and he said "yes, but i'm having some trouble with your cherry".

i couldn't stop laughing.

if i had been able to stop laughing i would have really liked to say "that's what they all say..."

which would have resulted in more uproarious laughter due to the hilarious juxtoposition of the mainja and virgin...