revelations

i know you're all dying to know what life lessons i learned during my christmas vacation. although i was unable to keep track of all my learnings (something new everyday, well, that's a lot to keep track off gosh darn it!), i will share with you this one lesson.

godiva chocolate is very addictive.

so addictive in fact that i have decided it must be laced with crack.

the lesson therefore is that godiva chocolate is laced with crack.

end of lesson.