the gods take their revenge...

i am not exactly sure what i did to offend the gods so, but it must have been a heinous crime. i shall spend my time pondering exactly what it might have been.

what other reason could it be? my punishment i mean. for what other reason could i be punished so?

what does the punishment consist of you ask? well, if you wish i will divulge the oh-so-gorry details, but my friends, you have been warned. those of you with a weak constitution should read no further, for those who do, do so at their own peril

to call what i have a cold is to call a lion a cute pussy cat. i have all the standard things one expects with a cold, stuffed up, runny nose, sore throat, head ache, body ache and starting today a cough as well.

but that is not all. no no my friends, that is not all. and here is where only the brave should continue...

i also have a cold sore, a yeast infection, an anal fissure and diarrhea (particularily horrible with the aforementioned fissure - and i do realise it didn't need a link, but it looked lonely without one).

at this specific moment i am feeling woozy and lightheaded, but i am not sure that this is a specific symptom of the cold, but rather perhaps just a general feeling of total and utter overwhelmedness...