iron penis (Jiu Yang Shen Gong - penis gigon)

um, okay, so you know the worlds strongest man competitions they used to (and probably still do) have where people did things like dragged tractors and busses and stuff?

well, apparently those people who use their whole bodies are just wimps. apparently the way to drag a truck loaded with 100 passengers is with your penis. that's how the real men do it.

tip o' the hat to dalai on this one.