a story about poop

i mean, really, how can one pass up a story about poop?

this is from the blog dooce which i must say is delightful.

it brings you such tidbits as:

“Have you brushed your teeth today?”
“Vote Kerry/Edwards! John Kerry 2004!”
“Huh?”
“I think it’s important that this family vote for John Kerry.”
“I understand that. But —”
“— But what? It’s much more important that we vote for John Kerry than knowing whether or not I brushed my teeth today.”
“You haven’t brushed your teeth today, have you?”
“No.”