"damn, i'm so funny!" redux

in an email to john today:

I have bad news and I have bad news…

The bad news is:
We're ordering in crappy AMATO pizza for lunch.

The other bad news is:
We're ordering in crappy AMATO pizza for lunch.

Badumcha!

Since I got questions about the Swiss Chalet one I'll provide the following annotated version:

The bad news is:
We're ordering in crappy AMATO pizza for lunch.

• This is bad news because the only time we order in for lunch is when we're so busy we can't get the time to go pee, let alone the time to go out and grab lunch (so, like the swiss chalet example where it meant I had to stay late, but the matinee version)

The other bad news is:
We're ordering in crappy AMATO pizza for lunch.

• I hate strongly dislike AMATO pizza

You always know a joke is good if it needs an explanation...

Okay, back to the head-down-get-it-done-to-busy-to-pee hell that is work right now.