Tuesday, December 20, 2005

har har har

got this in my email:

Day Off
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss ! would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her ..."And where do you think you're going?"

She said (the best retort EVER!), "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

i know this is just a joke, but i wish i could think of this kind of line quick off the top of my head.

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