playing favourites

not sure why, but i was thinking yesterday about my hollywood favourites.

i have two favourite actors.

tony shalhoub and vincent d'onofrio.

i don't know what draws me to them, but they've been my favourites for several years now. since before men in black, because i remember being excited that they were both in it. and now they're both on television, which means i get to see them every week, but i only get to see them as on character...

and i don't know what it is about vincent d'onofrio, but oh my god am i ever hot for that man. seriously, more than i am for any other man i have never met.

you know that game, the one where you list two people's names and you have to say who you would sleep with? today we'll play it by assuming that it's a wonderful wonderful world and that both these people want to sleep with you, and you have to choose. lets play it now shall we.

tom cruise or vincent d'onofrio... vincent d'onofrio

brad pitt or vincent d'onofrio... vincent d'onofrio

christian slater or vincent d'onofrio... vincent d'onofrio

wil smith or vincent d'onofrio... vincent d'onofrio

bruce willis or vincent d'onofrio... vincent d'onofrio

dennis quaid or vincent d'onofrio... it would be a difficult choice, but i think i'd still end up going for vincent d'onofrio

james spader or vincent d'onofrio... ummm. can i choose both? please? 'cause, apparently vaguely creepy seems to appeal to me... no? okay... vincent d'onofrio

denzel washington or vincent d'onofrio

robert downey jr. or vincent d'onofrio... vincent d'onofrio

jude law or vincent d'onofrio... vincent d'onofrio

justin bateman or vincent d'onofrio... hmmm. another very very tough call. i'd be negotioating for both. but if i could only have on then vincent d'onofrio

seth green or vincent d'onofrio... man, this just keeps getting harder. but yeah, vincent d'onofrio.

queen latifa or vincent d'onofrio... again, hard choice, she is bloody bloody hot. i'm leaning ever so slightly to vincent d'onofrio, but i assure you queen latifa could probably convince me otherwise...

drew barrymore or vincent d'onofrio... vincent d'onofrio

christina ricci or vincent d'onofrio... vincent d'onofrio

sarah michelle geller or vincent d'onofrio... vincent d'onofrio

the woman who plays shane on "the 'l' word" or vincent d'onofrio... hmmm. damn. she's hot, so so so so very hot. but, if i were a gambling woman, i'd probably put my money on vincent d'onofrio


okay, that's enough of that, you get the idea. this is a much more fun game with someone else...

so, what i'm saying is, even though he's 45 (older than i generally like) and 6'4" (taller than i generally like) i am so hot for him, man oh man, i can't begin to tell you.

gee, the post started out as "here are my two favourite actors" and degraded to who would mainja bang...